I sleep in a pyramid 
And I visit a shrink 
A bum in a cave 
Said he thought I could think 
I eat what I am 
And I'm not overdressed 
I can't understand 
Why I'm sometimes depressed 

Lighten up McGraw 
You're efforts of lead 
All those words in your head 
Lighten up McGraw 
You're a helium brain 
Jog a mile in the rain 
Best of luck 
Come again 

My lady does yoga 
My lady does me 
And I do my lady 
Whenever I'm free 
I covered my bases 
I checked everything once 
I haven't giggled 
In thirty-five months 

Lighten up McGraw 
You're efforts of lead 
All those words in your head 
Lighten up McGraw 
You're a helium brain 
Jog a mile in the rain 
Best of luck 
Come again