Take a ride to the other side of the town 
Your eyes are open wide, look around 
And find out where you're going 
Social lady is a lawnchair wife, 
With a new hairstyle, and a different life 
Sleeps alone in her bed at night. 

I don't have a tie 
To wear to your affair 
I don't have a tie to wear. 
I don't have a tie 
To wear to your affair 
I don't have a tie to wear. 

Take a ride to the other side of the town 
Your eyes are open wide, look around 
And find out where you're going 

Heavy Mary has to dance alone 
Till her weekend man comes to take her home 
Mary's ready, but she has to say no. 

I don't have a tie 
To wear to your affair 
I don't have a tie to wear. 
I don't have a tie 
To wear to your affair 
I don't have a tie to wear. 

Oh, play children 
Play the game for free 
Oh, play children 
Play the game for free 

Take a ride to the other side of the town 
Your eyes are open wide, look around 
And find out where you're going 

Give a hand to your favorite son 
When he tries to walk and you make him run, 
Run son 

I don't have a tie 
To wear to your affair 
I don't have a tie to wear. 
I don't have a tie 
To wear to your affair 
I don't have a tie to wear.