Word Crimes

"Weird Al" Yankovic

Everybody shut up, WOO! 
Everyone listen up! 
Hey, hey, hey, uh
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
[Verse 1:]
If you can't write in the proper way
If you don't know how to conjugate
Maybe you flunked that class
And maybe now you find
That people mock you online
Okay, now here's the deal
I'll try to educate ya
Gonna familiarize
You with the nomenclature
You'll learn the definitions
Of nouns and prepositions
Literacy's your mission
And that's why I think it's a
Good time
To learn some grammar
Now, did I stammer
Work on that grammar
You should know when