Spy Hard

"Weird Al" Yankovic

A man of intrigue, he lives for the thrill
Always has places to go, and people to kill
Danger is the game he plays, and he holds every card
'Cause if you wanna win, you gotta spy hard

A man of the world, so suave and discrete
He trips over the women piled up at his feet
But evil's lurking, so he's always on his guard
'Cause if you're gonna spy, you better spy hard

He's always there, when the chips are beginning to fall
He wouldn't care, if they kicked him and grabbed him
And shot him and stabbed him
And nailed both his ears to the wall

Facing death every day is a tough job for any man
But his hours are flexible, and he's got a great dental plan
By the way, if you walked in late,
Allow me to reiterate:
The name of this movie is Spy Hard
They call it Spy Hard
You're watching Spy Hard
It's the theme from Spy Haaaaaaaaaaaard!