"Weird Al" Yankovic

Way back when I was just a little bitty boy
Living in a box
Under the stairs
In the corner of the basement
In the house half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait Shop
You know the place
Well anyway,
Back then life was going swell
And everything was just peachy!
Except of course for the undeniable fact
That every single morning
My mother would make me a big ol' bowl of
Sauer kraut for breakfast
Big bowl of sauer kraut!
Every single mornin'!
It was driving me crazy!
And I said to my mom,
I said,