I met you in biology in high school 
You told me after college we'd be wed 
You were my favorite lab partner 
Till you ran off with that brilliant young pre-med 

My pain would show up on a cat-scan 
My optic nerves are only seeing blue 
My blood hates to flow 
Because it has to go 
Through the four-chambered heart that cries for you 

I'm in the lonely lab of broken hearts 
I dissect the way you say goodbye until it falls apart 
I'm in the lonely lab of feelin' blue 
And my pheremones can find no trace of you 

You were as sweet as crystalline carbohydrates 
The rods and cones in my optical receptors are filled with tears 
I wanted to elope 
So we could make some isotopes 
With a half-life of a million thousand years 

If I suspended my trachial dilations till you returned here 
My muscles would need ATP anarobic respiration 
Adenine, cidozine, guanine, and thianine 
Might make up my DNA 
But my love gene must be missin' from it's station 

I'm in the lonely lab of broken hearts 
I dissect the way you say goodbye until it falls apart 
I'm in the lonely lab of feelin' blue 
And my pheremones can find no trace of you 

The metallurgist is the musicians best friend. This statement 
Has been echoed throughout the ages, for without the metallurgist, we 
Could not have such musical things as triangles, cymbals, margerine 
Tubs, or guitar strings. Guitar strings are produced by the 
Wire-drawing process, where solid metal is pulled through dies with 
Progressively smaller diameters, until the desired diameter, or guage, 
Is reached. The ability to be drawn into wires is called ductility, 
And seperates metals from other materials, such as wood, ceramics, or 
Plastic milk jugs, which are made by the blow-molding process. You 
Put the milk in later. 

I'm in the lonely lab of broken hearts 
I dissect the way you say goodbye until it falls apart 
I'm in the lonely lab of feelin' blue 
And my pheremones can find no trace of you 

I'm in the lonely lab of broken hearts 
I dissect the way you say goodbye until it falls apart 
I'm in the lonely lab of feelin' blue 
And my pheremones can find no trace of you 
And my pheremones can find no trace of you 

U stands for uranium. There are several isotopes of uranium, 
Three of which are radioactive.