I'm in love with Jesus Christ
He's so nice
I'm in love, I'll say it twice
I'm in love
I'm in love, but I'm feeling low
For I'm just a footprint in the snow
I'm in love with a boy I know
But that's a feeling I can never show

And fortunately I believe
Lucky me
I'm searching for planes in the sea
That's irony
And soil just needs water to be
And the seed
So if we turn into the tree
Can I be the leaves?

I'm in love with the girl next door
Her name is Claire
I'm nice when she comes round to call
And masturbate the second she's not there

Fortunately I believe
Oh, lucky me
I'm searching for planes in the sea
And that's irony
And soil just needs water to be
And the seed
So if we turn into the tree
Can I be the leaves?