Thug Story

Taylor Swift

I'm like eight foot four
blonde hair to the floor
You shawtys never thought I'd dream about
Rappin' hardcore 

No I ain't got a gun
No I never really been in a club
Still live with my parents but
I'm still a thug! 

I'm so gangsta you can find me bakin' 
cookies at night You out clubbin', but 
I just made caramel delights T-Swift 
and T-Pain rappin' on the same track 
It's a thug story tell me can you handle that? 

I had a dream last night, 
I had high top Nikes I had diamonds 
in my mouth and diamonds on my mic 
By the time I woke I was singing "I'm on a boat" 

Cause I'm a singer turned rapper! 
Shawty I'ma make ya Straight to the top yo 
Shawty I'ma take ya You can call me T-Sweezy now, 
I'm a rap star 

Hey its a thug story, now tell 'em who you are 
Singer turned gangsta You don't wanna fight me! 
Straight to the top In my extra small white tee 

T-Swift and T-Pain all up on the same track 
It's a thug story, now can you get with that? 

What, what I knit sweaters yo! 
What, what Don't test me (beep) 

Hey, hold on, hold on, I didn't even say anything 
What? I said yo Yo You guys bleeped me and 
I didn't even say anything, I didn't even swear 
She didn't even swear Hello!?