Take the worst of this quirky world 
Roll it up in a ball 
Add the hair of a go-go girl 
Turn it into a dance that's called 
The bloody... 
Brain Tap Shuffle 
Lose your mind 
You'll see the oceans part 
You'll think your goin' blind 
You can talk about your daily grind 
While she'll dish out the soft shoe 
If makin' money doesn't suit your mind 
We've got something here 
Here for you 
You can sit there and suck your thumb 
Hear the rock and roll hum 
But you're just a crazy wall flower 
Till you join all your friends on the floor 
And do the... 
Brain Tap Shuffle 
Lose your mind 
You'll see the oceans part 
You'll think your goin' blind 
Take your clothes off and start to shake 
Shake rattle and roll 
Watch the walls and the ceiling quake 
Let it move your body and soul 
And do the... 
Brain Tap Shuffle 
Lose your mind 
You'll see the oceans part 
You'll think your goin' blind