Oh I don't complain when she squeezes me 
Cos she's heavy 
And I don't complain when she teases me 
Cos she's heavy 
Oh I don't complain when she turns up late 
Asks me out I don't hesitate 
Got a lot more loving with a lot more weight 
And she's heavy 
And she's heavy 

Oh I don't object when she cooks a lot 
Cos she's heavy 
And I don't object when she calls the shots 
And she's ready 
She might need to lose just a pound or two 
The lady knows how to bill and coo 
Got so much more I can hold on to 
And she's heavy 
And she's heavy 
And she's heavy 
And she's heavy 

No no no, no more tonight 
I can see what you bin saving 
No no no, no more tonight 
I can see you're misbehaving 

When her temper rises she can shake the ground 
And she's heavy 
And there's plenty there to put your arms around 
And she's ready 
Her profile leaves you in no doubt 
It's hard to handle such a big amount 
See her through my eyes it's what's inside that counts 
And she's heavy 
And she's heavy 
And she's heavy 
And she's heavy 
And she's heavy 
And she's heavy 
And she's heavy 
And she's heavy