What's up...bitches?! 
We are Psychostick! 
I like to yell things in the microphone 
And say bad words! 
Monkeyfucker! 

Hey, you guys feel that right there? 
Feel how the bass tickles your genitals? 
You know where you are right now?! 
Take a wild guess... 

You're in a concert! 
You're in a show! 
This is a concert! 
This is a show! 

Live shows are heavy! 
(Fuck yeah, we're in a concert!) 
Concerts are heavy! 
(Fuck yeah, we're in a live show!) 

Start up a mosh pit! 
Mosh pits are badass! 
Start up a mosh pit! 
Go fuck some shit up! 

Make some fuckin' noise! 
Thanks, that helps my self esteem! 
Let me see those horns! 
(Now you are mental...) 
Show your middle fingers! 
(You guys are dicks!) 
Put your keys in the air! 
Now fuckin' jingle those keys! 
Put your keys away! 
And give your neighbor a hug. 
(Aww, you guys are sweet!) 

You're in a concert! 
Concerts are badass! 
You're in a live show! 

Live shows...are 
BAD 
FUCKIN' 
Ass!