Once upon a time in the land of fever, there lived a scarlet pussy 
This kitty cat of fine descent, was cherished by her mother 
Who wouldn't let another, pet her, unless he was qualified 

Every 1st of the month this pretty feline got the hots 
And that's when the neighborhood (D-d-dogs) 
They'd line up around the block 
Meow 

When my little scarlet feline roars 
The locals come around (Come Around) 
When they see the scarlet light 
They know it's time to come chase her down (Chase her down) 

Lo and behold the fantastical way 
In which their bodies groove 
My scarlet pussy's furry magic alters any mood 

Scarlet Pussy (It's cool) 
Scarlet Pussy 
Pussycat, pussycat 
Wherefore art thou, puppy? 

She can make U crazy if U're too close to her heat 
She can make U sad when U're happy as can be 
She can make U shoot your ego all over her sheets 
All is hers in love and war, my little scarlet pussy 

Every dog would try his lines 
To get pussy's attention 
All they want is so exposed 
In ways too gross to mention (Eew!) 

Green virgin teenager 
A filthy rich yuppie 
Pussycat pussycat 
Wherefore art thou puppy? 
Scarlet Pussy 

She can make U crazy if U're too close to her heat 
She can make U sad when U're happy as can be 
She can make U shoot your ego all over your sheets 
All is hers in love and war, my little scarlet pussy 

Meow 
Now what's going on? 
Oh, no, man, look out! 
Somebody come get this meow-meow of my leg! 
MEOW! 

Scarlet Pussy 

Pussycat pussycat 
Wherefore art thou, puppy? 
Meow 

She can make U crazy if U're too close to her heat 
She can make U sad when U're happy as can be 
She can make U shoot your ego all over her sheets 
All is hers in love and war, my little scarlet pussy 

All is hers in love and war, my little scarlet pussy 

She can make U happy, she can make U sad 
She can make U crazy (Crazy) 
She can make U shiver from your head down to your feet 
She can make U shoot your ego all over her sheets (Oh!) 

She can make U crazy if U're too close to her heat 
She can make U sad when U're happy as can be 
She can make U shoot your ego all over her sheets 
All is hers in love and war, my little scarlet pussy