Come on out here, Rhonda 
Dorothy was a waitress on the promenade 
She worked the night shift 
Dishwater blond, tall and fine 
She made a lot of tips, oh yes sir
Earlier I'd been talkin' stuff in a violent room 
Fightin' with lover's past 
I needed someone with a quicker wit than mine 
Dorothy was fast, yeah yeah
I ordered - "Yeah, let me get a fruit cocktail and a pizza" 
Dorothy laughed 
She said - "Sound like a real man to me, now 
You're kinda cute, you want to take a bath?" 
Do you want to, bath? 
And, I said - "Cool, I'm leavin' my pants on
Kinda goin' with someone" 
"Sound like a real man to me 
Mind if I turn on the radio?" G!
"Ah, my favorite song," she said 
And it was Joni singing, ("Help me, I think I'm falling")
The phone rang and she said 
"Whoever's calling can't be as cute as you" 
Dorothy Parker was cool
Dorothy Parker, Dorothy Parker, Dorothy Parker 
Hollywood, Hollywood, Hollywood