(You have two messages)
   
   (First message)
1. Turn up the thermostat
   It's only 50 damn degrees
   Everybody is so warm and I'm so cold
   Say now can you believe that?
   She's got 17 tattoos
   And she sings about the blues and she's suburban
   
2. Everybody is so obsessed with everybody else
   I didn't know that so and so broke up
   I was busy paying bills
   I don't always think I'm right, but I know I'm wronged
   
R: I'm trying so hard to get through
   I'm trying so hard to hear you
   There's so much static in the line,
   That I can barely hear the truth
   Is it any wonder I'm the fool?
   Is it a surprise to be uncool?
   It's no wonder, I'm so disconnected
   
   (Second message)
3. So tell me why you gotta laugh?
   I guess I must have missed the joke
   The over-caffeinated bullsh*t's got me tired
   I guess you know just where it's at
   You gotta have the latest things
   keep your friends impressed another minute longer
   
4. I can only imagine how uncomfortable it is inside that skin
   Having to stretch and mold to society
   And trouble fitting in
   Do you always think you're right but you know you're wrong?
   
R. I'm trying so hard to get through...
   
   (The person you are trying to reach, Alecia Moore,
   has been temporarily disconnected.
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R. I'm trying so hard to get through...