Come over here, hot boys, don't you worry I'm nice 
Have you ever heard about a woman named Heidi Fleiss? 
I got a lusty proposition that I know will suffice 
Let me lay out the conditions that I know will entice 

I wanna take you home get you satisfied 
Drugged out, sexed up, however you fly 
Just one thing I can't compromise 
I wanna see you work it guy on guy 

I wanna see you boys get down with each other 
I wanna see you do your little nasty brother 
Just one thing I can't compromise 
I wanna see you work it guy on guy
On guy, guy, guy, guy

Two guys for every girl, every girl 

Once you boys get started you'll be at it for hours 
Come on boys, I know you're not damn cowards 
Just remember: an ass is an ass 
So roll over have yourself a blast 

Don't get me wrong, I'm not afraid to lap up the Venus 
Don't get me wrong, I'm not afraid to fill up my back 
Don't get me wrong, I'm not afraid to be a wet freak 
But it's time for the brothers to take a pass 

Two guys for every girl, every girl 

Working both bones and I'm not in the set 
I'm waiting while you're lickin' suckin' getting a sweat 
Just when you realize there's nothing left to regret 
Move on over, number one's about to rock it 

I'll slink in when you boys are in a French knot 
We play a game it's like you're gonna get caught 
That's the time you're gonna get so damn hot 
You wanna see my pussy pop pop pop pop

I'll be hitting bottom you'll be blowing your top 
Hittin' bottom blowing your top 
Hittin' bottom blowing your top 
Hittin' bottom blowing your top 

Two guys for every girl, every girl 

No no no baby; I ain't carrying mace 
Did you feel something just spray in your face?

He's covered in marmalade 
He's covered in marmalade 
He's covered in marmalade 
He's covered in marmalade 

Slappin' those dicks all over the place 
Rubbin' that shit all up in your face

Two guys for every girl

Slappin' those dicks all over the place
Rubbin' that shit all up in your face
Up in your face
Up in your face