I play pool,
Cause I'm no fool.

I play pool,
Cause I'm cool.

I play pool after school,
I play pool all the time.

Cue in my left hand,
beer in right.

I shoot and drink all through the night.
That sloppy english does me just right.

I use that sloppy english,
All the time.

I hold my stick,
Like I hold my dick.

Hustling beers from wetto,
That's the trick.

I use that sloppy english,
All the time.