Friday night, passed out
In the street, can't believe
What I see, what I hear
Think I've had, too many bears
See a girl, in my bed
She took the halo from my head
Call me scum, I'm a bum
Mommy look what I've become
He did it again
My identical twin
So let the party begin
'Cause I'm not going home
And you can tell all your friends
That I'll be dressed to the tens
And I won't make amends
If you tell me I had

One too many drinks,
One too many fights,
One too many nights
In a rut, getting drunk,
Ending up with a scar.
Kicked out of a bar
Feeling like a shit,
'Cause I hit rock bottom
I've had one too many, hey! Hey!
'Cause I've had one too many, hey! Hey!
One too many. One too many.

Fist up, in the air
Lose my balance on the stairs
Red