Bottle blondes are ugly
blacklight makes me blind
bouncers scare me badly
I hate to bump and grind

found some sneezy powder
put it up my nose
they had to clean the toilet
wïth a fire hose

We want to be the kings of discotheque
but we still hiding in the underground
we want to be the kings of discotheque
what silly way to spend the rest of life

up until the sunrise
looking for my coat
someone stole my brein cell
too much overload

too much information
not a single girl
ate too many oysters
looking for a pearl

why can't boy and girl be happy
when they've done nothing wrong
why can't boy and girl be happy
when is their feeling strong