While Slick was on stage, spittin' Slick Rick's La Di Da Di
I was shootin' up in the motherfucking Porta Potty
I was shootin' up in the motherfucking Porta Potty
Shoot-shootin' up in the motherfucking Porta Potty
While Slick was on stage, spittin' Slick Rick's La Di Da Di
I was shootin' up in the motherfucking Porta Potty
I was shootin' up in the motherfucking Porta Potty
Shoot-shootin' up in the motherfucking Porta Potty

Open up the dough for the life of the party
And put your drugs inside my body
I spend my time turnin' good girls naughty
Adelia to Ali and I'm doin' it for Johnny
Touch it, taste it, grab it, got it
Take that pole stick out my pocket
Lick it like a piece of chocolate
Choppin' diva, Davy Crockett

While Slick was on stage, spittin' Slick Rick's La Di Da Di
I was shootin' up in the motherfucking Porta Potty
I was shootin' up in the motherfucking Porta Potty
Shoot-shootin' up in the motherfucking Porta Potty
While Slick was on stage, spittin' Slick Rick's La Di Da Di
I was shootin' up in the motherfucking Porta Potty
I was shootin' up in the motherfucking Porta Potty
Shoot-shootin' up in the motherfucking Porta Potty

Step into the light 'cause here comes Mickey
Lonely buzzer loser from the inner-city
Beggars can't choose so I aren't picky
Suckin' sour milk out of life's tough titty
Kiss it, tongue it, just don't bite it
Why not? Willy, the penis hybrid
Work it like a fighter pilot
Donna, Mazonna, strict dick diet

While Slick was on stage, spittin' Slick Rick's La Di Da Di
I was shootin' up in the motherfucking Porta Potty
I was shootin' up in the motherfucking Porta Potty
Shoot-shootin' up in the motherfucking Porta Potty
While Slick was on stage, spittin' Slick Rick's La Di Da Di
I was shootin' up in the motherfucking Porta Potty
I was shootin' up in the motherfucking Porta Potty
Shoot-shootin' up in the motherfucking Porta Potty

Jump into my car, girl, let's get nasty
Lick that ass and call me lassy
Long and lean and mean and scrappy
But sweeter than the stick of Laffy Taffy
If you break it, you don't own it
You don't wanna be my opponent
Poke it, choke it, stroke it, bone it
Eat it like a jelly donut

While Slick was on stage, spittin' Slick Rick's La Di Da Di
I was shootin' up in the motherfucking Porta Potty
I was shootin' up in the motherfucking Porta Potty
Shoot-shootin' up in the motherfucking Porta Potty
While Slick was on stage, spittin' Slick Rick's La Di Da Di
I was shootin' up in the motherfucking Porta Potty
I was shootin' up in the motherfucking Porta Potty
Shoot-shootin' up in the motherfucking Porta Potty