Well I'm here looking through' an old picture frame 
Just waiting for the perfect view 
I hope something special will step into my life 
Another fine edition of you 

A pin up done in shades of blue 
Some don't play yourself for a fool 
Too much cheesecake too soon 
And don't let this happen to you 

Sometimes you find you're yearning for the quiet life 
The country air and all of its joys 
But badgers couldn't compensate at twice the price 
For just another night with the boys 

And boys will be boys will be boys 
They say love's a gamble hard to win easy to lose 
And while sun shines you'd better make hay 
So if life is your table and fate is the wheel 

Then let the chips fall where they may 
In modern times the modern way 
And as I was drifting past the lorelei 
I heard those slinky sirens wail (ooo) 

So look out sailor when you hear them croon 
You'll never be the same again oh no 
Their crazy music drives you insane this way 
So love me leave me do what you will 

... who knows what tomorrow might bring 
Learn from your mistakes is my only advice 
And stay cool is the main rule 
Don't play yourself for a fool 

Too much cheesecake too soon 
Old money's better than new 
No mention in the latest tribune 
And don't let this happen to you