Space Game

MC Lars

You can take away my space ship 
You can take away my space suit 
You can even take away my space lasers 
But you can never, ever take away my space game 
I broke through the carbonite that's how I got free 
Jabba, back up, because there's no stopping me 
Post-modern player, sample-tastic. 
Flow's ekphrastic, I get drastic 
Hey, watch the plastic, yo, I name check 
And leave you drowned in space oobleck 
Player of the future, watch me go! 
Sith girls scream when they hear my flow 
These alien chicks reproduce with spores 
So I go where no MC has gone before 
Hey Fry, look, we can still be friends 
I won't ask Leela out again. Sci-fi, I try, I fly solo 
Shoot your landspeeder up just like Bolo 
"What's with Lars, and what's with his name?" 
Never mind that ish, 'cause I've got space game! 

Darth Maul can't stop me (I'm on fire tonight)
Boba Fett can't stop me (I'm on fire tonight) 
Vader can't stop me (I'm on fire tonight) 
Space player bowling up like dynamite 
Dr. Smith can't stop me (I'm on fire tonight) 
Q can't stop me (I'm on fire tonight) 
Even Hal can't stop me (I'm on fire tonight) 

Because I've got space game and it feels all right 
In 2112, all the players play on 
Everyone bumps Rush and that "Tom Sawyer" song 
I took the red pill, and high fived Neo 
Hey what should I sample? "If it sells pick Dio!" 
Yo Morpheus, look, you're a real cyber punk 
But your friend Trinity has junk in the trunk 
And I'm from Mars, and she's from Venus 
She has ovaries and I have a light saber 
'Cause I get more play than Captain Kirk 
He found out and went berserk like a jealous jerk 
But no puny Vulcan death grip can paralyze me 
I said beam me up Scotty, and then I got free 
Princess Leia said that my flows are tight 
So I said I supposed she can spend the night 
A long time ago in a galaxy far away...
MC Lars got some space age play! 

T1000 can't stop me (I'm on fire tonight) 
Magneto can't stop me (I'm on fire tonight) 
Even Zod can't stop me (I'm on fire tonight) 
It's tight, don't even try to bite, the sci-fi style I incite 
Mr. Spock can't stop me (I'm on fire tonight) 
The Wrath of Khan can't stop me (I'm on fire tonight) 
The Borg can't stop me (I'm on fire tonight) 
Because I've got space game and it feels all right 

Yo DJ Hal! Bring that beat back 
I'm sorry Lars, I'm afraid I can't do that 
So what can you do? 
I can play this awesome guitar solo 

This song is futuristic, so hardcore 
Hey T.S. Eliot! Please shut the door 
Because modernism is so pass
The postmodern revolution is here to stay 
In the house tonight because of Frank Lloyd Wright 
The bass goes "boom!" like dynamite 
"Yo, Wright was a modernist!" 
Yeah I know that, all right, 
But you can't rhyme "Bob Venturi' with "dynamite" 
See it's Guernica Part II when I storm the stage 
I draw fans like Warhol draws soup cans on the page 
Did I say postmodern? Well, that was a lie! 
I've been post-postmodern since junior high 

Ezra Pound can't stop me (I'm on fire tonight) 
Virginia Wolfe can't stop me (I'm on fire tonight) 
Joseph Conrad can't stop me (I'm on fire tonight) 
I excite the modern mind like a ray of light 
Franz Kafka can't stop me (I'm on fire tonight) 
Wallace Stevens can't stop me (I'm on fire tonight) 
E.E. Cummings can't stop me (I'm on fire tonight) 
I've got postmodern game and it feels all right 

Yes I'm an alien, I come from outer space 
Yes I'm an alien, I came to rock this place