This ain't a love song 
But don't get me wrong 
I'm gonna love you all night long while you're turning me on 
Till the lovin' and the liquor's gone
 
And if you wanna like me 
Girl you'd better find me 
Before the sun goes down 
And if you wanna hate me 
It ain't gonna take me long 
Just stick around 
It's like a match to gasoline 
I'm nice as hell till I get mean 

I'll be your prom king, early, Mr. Clean 
Charmin' your momma at your front door 
And then your late night, bar fight 
Damn right I'm the guy passed out on your floor
Don't gotta spin me around to see 
There ain't no in-between the 2 sides of me 

This ain't rehab 
I ain't that bad 
Too many good times to be had I ain't hanging my hat 
Till I'm stumbling down that path 

But if you wanna like me 
Better catch me right 
Before the shot goes down 
And if you wanna hate me 
I won't think you're crazy 
There's other girls in town 
Right now I'm Mr. Right 
But that ain't gonna last all night 

I'll be your prom king, early, Mr. Clean 
Charmin' your momma at your front door 
And then your late night, bar fight 
Damn right I'm the guy passed out on your floor
Don't gotta spin me around to see
There ain't no in-between the 2 sides of me 

I'll be your prom king, early, Mr. Clean 
Charmin' your momma at your front door 
And then your late night, bar fight 
Damn right I'm the guy passed out on your floor
Don't gotta spin me around to see 
There ain't no in-between the 2 sides of me 

I'll be your prom king, early, Mr. Clean 
Charmin' your momma at your front door 
And then your late night, bar fight 
Damn right I'm the guy passed out on your floor
Don't gotta spin me around to see 
There ain't no in-between the 2 sides of me