Having a child with a person I don't even know 
Jumping up and down in the crowd she got a face full of blow 
She caught the sperm in her mouth 
And then she put it down south 
She didn't understand 
That a burrowing beast would plop out in the pan 
She's having a child and she thinks it's such a clever stunt 
What she's really gonna get is a claw in the cunt 
Things went south 
That's when I started to fuck in her mouth 
She didn't understand 
That I'm a happy dappy Sammy Davis Jr. man 
You wanna get out of your life? 
Well go fuck a rock star! 
Then you can quit your job at the crummy fucking titty bar 
You'll be lying on your back next to the wall with your legs in the air 
Crowd of fucking doc's coming on like they really don't care 
She took that fistful of sperm and crammed it right up her womb 
So she could lie with her legs in the air in the hospital room 
But there's one thing that the little girl don't understand 
That I don't have a dime and I don't give a damn