it seems every time we're driving down the trans-canada #1 
the traffic's growing worse everyday it doesn't really help 
when there's a bozo at the wheel slowing down cutting people 
off i don't think it's funny. hit the gas, hit the brakes, 
in a traffic jam i think i'm late for work got your license 
from a cereal box you don't know how to drive you're just a fucking jerk, 
it never fails getting on there's always something going 
wrong a lot of cars a lot of smog (well, not as much as l.a.) 
it's pretty hazy when a blowout in a tire becomes 
such a big desire for idiots to watch, slow down it makes me crazy. 
think you know how i feel what i need is a new automobile 
like the game spyhunter i could enjoy anyone 
who would annoy set the missiles seek and destroy.