One Two Three Four! 

Feelin' sorry 
Feelin' sad 
So many ugly people 
I feel bad 
I'm so cute 
They're so homely 
Some of them 
At home 'n' lonely 
Wish they could be 
Very cute like me 
But they will never 
Get to be 
Some folks got it 
Some folks don't 
Some so ugly 
They never won't 

Everybody 
See his hair 
See his clothes 
I'm sure you care 
Terry Ted 
Is really sweet 
Watch the way he keep the beat 
Sweet as honey 
He's a piece of cake 
>From the ginseng root 
'N' stuff he take 
Vitamin E 
'N' all the B's 
He's so cool he'll make you freeze 
Make you freeze 
Make you freeze 
Excuse me please 

Step aside 
I'm gonna ride 
I'm gonna strut 
I'm gonna slide 
Hey, ugly folks, 
Go get some cyanide 
An' die 
DIE DIE DIE DIE 

A-ren-nen-nen-ah-ren-nen-nen 
A-ren-nen-nen-uh-rennda 
A-ren-nen-nen-ah-ren-nen-nen 
A-rennda-rennda-rahhh 
(etc. repeats) 

Ugly is bad 
And bad is wrong 
And wrong is sinful 
And sin leads to eternal damnation 
An' hot burnin' fire 
Hot burnin' fire 
Hot burnin' fire 
Hot burnin' fire 
Screams of agony 
Screams of agony 
Screams of agony 
Screams of agony 
Arrrrrrrghhhhhhh! 

One Two Three Four 

I'm so cute! 
I'm so cute! 
I'm so cute! 
I'm so cute! 
(etc. repeats)