I was so wasted
I was a surfer
I had a skateboard
I was so heavy and I lived on the strand

I was a dumb shit
And I was a fuck-up
I was so napped out I was out of my head
I was so wasted

I was a hippie
And I was a burn-out
I was so wasted I was out of my head
I was a punker

I had a mohawk
I was so gnarly and I drove my dad's car