Well, you can tell everybody 
Down in ol' Frisco
Tell 'em 
Tiny Montgomery says hello.

Now, every boy and girl's 
Gonna get their bang 
'Cause Tiny Montgomery's 
Gonna shake that thing
Tell everybody 
Down in ol' Frisco 
That Tiny Montgomery's comin' 
Down to say hello.

Skinny Moo and Halftrack Frank
They're gonna both be gettin 
Outta the tank
One bird book 
And a buzzard and a crow, 
Tell 'em all 
That Tiny's gonna say hello.

Scratch your dad
Do that bird
Suck that pig 
And bring it on home
Pick that drip 
And nose that dope
Tell 'em all 
That Tiny says hello.

Now, he's king of the drunks 
An' he squeezes, too
Watch out, Lester
Take it Lou
Join the monks
The C.I.O, 
Tell 'em all 
That Tiny Montgomery says hello.
Now grease that pig 
And sing praise
Go on out
And gas that dog
Trick on in
Honk that stink
Take it down
And watch it grow
Play it low
And pick it up
Take it on in
In a plucking cup
Three-legged man 
And a hot-lipped hoe
Tell 'em all 
Montgomery says hello.

Well, you can tell ev'rybody
Down in ol' Frisco
Tell 'em all
Montgomery says hello.