I never want to find out
who the girls have been screwing
I never wanna know
who the guys have been doing

It's a mess up
It's a fuck up
Cause fucking anybody always fizzes me out rather a lot

I never care
what position I lie in
I'm never bothered
to keep a nymph trying

It's a muck up
It's a screw up
Cause screwing anybody always locks me up rather a lot

I never care
who I go to bed with
Male or female
there's never any, never any, never any incentive

It's a bother
It's a cock up
Cause cocking anybody always bothers me rotten

Cause my love lies limp (limp, limp, limp)
Cause my love lies limp (don't touch me)
Cause my love lies limp (keep away, don't touch me)