Performed by rob schneider

"and now the severe beating of a high school science teacher."

"zinc is by far the best element."
"i also like plutonium."
"it's just fun to say."
"plutonium."
"how's your plutonium? "
"good, thank you."

"excuse me!"
"hello! the office is closed. so, if you wouldn't mind,.. sir, what are you doing?"
"hey! get off of me!"
"you're breaking the beakers!"
"those are my best goggles!"