"And now, the sever beating of a high school bus driver." 

"How are ya, Bryan?" 
"Good morning, Lisa." 
"Good to see ya, Tommy!" 
"Hey, good morning, Cyle! Nice new backpack!" 
"Watch your step now, Joseph." 

"Uhh, young man. Can I help you? Can I see your bus pass, please?" 
"Sir, please!" 
"I drive with that hand!" 
"Children! Call for help!" 
"Holy geez, no!" 
"That's me! Oh yes, oh!"