What's the matter honey, are you not feeling well? 
It's okay, Momma will take care of you 
Not really sick, but don't you know I still say I am 
Dad just mumbles, "There goes my girlie son acting up again" 

How could you be my kid 
Mom knows I'm faking it 
But she understands what'll happen if I go 
The last four days 

The tough guys have been on a roll 
They show him no mercy 
Plenty of name calling 
And pushing my head in the toilet bowl 

They call him a loser 
But they won't get their hands on me today 
'Cause home with Momma is where I'm gonna stay 

We're pickin' daisies 
Who cares about them anyway 
Pickin' daisies 
They'll all be working for you someday 

Pickin' daisies 
They're just jealous of you 
Pickin' daisies 
Next year you'll go to private school 

Can't play sports or games 
I'm only really good at reading 
He can't catch a football 
Apparently that's not too cool 

That's why my nose is usually bleeding 
Plus they give him fat lips 
At this time yesterday, my underwear was over my head 
But I'll be safe today, I know 'cause Momma said 

We're pickin' daisies 
Who really cares what they think 
Pickin' daisies 
You should talk about it with your shrink 

Pickin' daisies 
They'll all end up in jail 
Pickin' daisies 
Marshall's is having a sale 

I know tomorrow it'll all start up again 
He'll be greeted with a head-lock 
And all I can do is sit and pray for the weekend 
But I know when I'm older 

I'll look back and laugh 
At all those kids who pulled my pants down 
And took that photograph 
'Cause we'll be through with kickball 

We'll all be weak and slow 
But I will be the only one 
With a magic place to go 

Pickin' daisies 
You're better off in the end 
Pickin' daisies 
Who cares, I'll be your friend 

Pickin' daisies 
You can always count on me 
Pickin' daisies 
I made you some iced tea 

Pickin' daisies 
Dasies 
Pickin' daisies 
Dasies 

Pickin' daisies 
Dasies 
Pickin' daisies 
Dasies 
Pickin' daisies 

You are too very handsome, just not in a traditional way 
When I was a kid, we didn't have video games, we had pinball, but I could learn 
Well, they're just upset that they don't have earmuffs 
You can come to aerobics class with me and watch, all the ladies love you 
Who needs brand name shirts? Yours is the same thing without a fancy tag 
Why don't you go to sleep? And when you wake up, then I'll play you the Eddie Fisher record