Moyda

Adam Sandler

Schnine 
He's a pretty good guy 
He's nice to his neighbors 
You can count on him to buy your school candy bars 
He's a real nice guy 
He's always got the jumper cables 
He'll take your mail in when you're on vacation 
He's a good-hearted man 
Volunteers at the library 
He'll help you find a book on whales 
He's a thoughtful man 
Remembers your birthday 
Says God bless you when you sneeze 

But there's a problem 
It's not your average problem 
But it's a pretty big problem 
His hobby is moyda 
His hobby is moyda 
He'll eat a hamboyga 
Then commit moyda 

He's a friendly guy 
He waves to all the joggers 
Children use his backyard as a short-cut 
He's a real sweet guy 
He always recycles 
Referees the Junior High basketball for no pay 
He's a great, great man 
He'll sign your petition 
Then proceed to compliment your new haircut 

But there's a problem 
It's not your average problem 
But it's a pretty big problem 
His hobby is moyda 
His hobby is moyda 
South of the boyda 
He's wanted for moyda 

Here he comes 
Hey Larry, how ya doing? 
How's the garden coming? 
You know, it's interesting 
I just read at the library 
That you need to rotate the soil 
To get real plump, read tomatoes 
Oh, and one more thing 
My hobby is moyda 
Two, three, four 
I'm a sick man 
My hobby is moyda 
My hobby is moyda 
I'll eat a hamboyga 
Then commit moyda 

I never loiter 
After committing the doity deed of moyda 
Only Sigmund Freuda 
Knows why I cannot and will not stop committing moyda 
Murder, murder, murder, murder, murder