Where's my Peggy Sue? 
I could use a Rosalita 
If there's a Long Tall Sally out there 
I'm dyin' to meet her 

Why can't I hear Beth callin' me? 
Why can't I be the one to make Sara smile? 
I wish I was arm in arm with Jean genie 
Walkin' down the aisle 

Oh yeah, all right 

But I got no Mary Jane 
There's no Sloopy or Dancin' Queen 
I'm just a fool in the rain 
Waitin' on my Billie Jean 

I want an Angie, a Mandy, a Candy-O 
A devil in a dress of blue 
A Rosanna, Diana, a sweet Caroline 
I'd even take a Run-Around Sue 

Oh yeah, all right 

Well, I never got to scream for a Layla 
I never saw Mary-Anne walkin' away 
I never danced on the sand with a Rio 
Or woke up with a Maggie May 

I dialed 867-5309 
But there was no Jenny Jenny 
Oh, why can't I get myself a brown-eyed girl 
When Willie Nelson loved so many? 

And why does Jack have Diane? 
And why does Billy Joe have Bobbie Sue? 
And everybody had Roxanne 
Except you-know-who 

I want an Angie, a Mandy, a Candy-O 
A devil in a dress of blue 
A Rosanna, Diana, a sweet Caroline 
I'd even take a Run-Around Sue 

Well I'd take any ol' Suzy Q 
I got no reason to be picky 
She can be a Goody-Goody-Two-Shoes 
Or she can be my Darling Nikki 

Oh, Brandy would be such a fine girl 
And so would the sweet Judy Blue 
I guess I sound just like that other fella 
'Cause you know I wish I had Jessie's girl too 

Oh yeah, all right 

Well, I'd die for a kiss from Allison 
Even though I know she'd break my heart 
Or give me a Lo-lo-lo-lola 
Minus the extra part 

I want an Angie, a Mandy, a Candy-O 
A devil in a dress of blue 
A Rosanna, Diana, a sweet Caroline 
I'd even take a Run-Around Sue 

You know I'd even take a Run-Around Sue 
Well, I'd even take a Run-Around Sue 

Oh yeah, all right