Jabawokee ding dong slip slap slee 
Dipstick paddywhack pee pee googalee gee 
Polly wolly sling slang skooey dibbely doo 
Wing wong ping pong king kong Cheech 'n Chong hop hip kagagoogoo 

Hickory dickory slickory flip flap dip skip to my lou 
Flim flam wham blam Sam bam Cunningham whack snack koochie koochie koo 
Plus you gotta dip, you gotta doodle, you gotta eat Grandma's stroodle 
'Cause she stayed up all night to make it from scratch 
You gotta gish, you gotta gash, you gotta wax Grandma's mustache 
And lay out here socks and make sure they match 
Whoa, you gotta help out your Gram 

Slappety dappety sling skism skasm bing bang boo 
A yip, a yap, a snippety snap walla, walla scrappy dappy doo 
Piddle paddle fiddle faddle widdle waddle awhee clunkety clang 
A plop, a fizz, a whackety whiz, chitty chitty bang wang lang 

Zippity doo dang lipidee ay oompa loompa doo 
A piggly wiggly dooda stinky winky linky foo man choo 
Plus you gotta dip, you gotta doodle, you gotta shave Grandma's poodle 
'Cause Grandma would do the same for you 
You gotta libby, you gotta labby, you gotta hug Grandma even though she's flabby 
'Cause you should know Grandmas are people too 
Whoa, you gotta love your Gram 

Now if you listened to the words of this song 
You know they're coming straight from the heart 
Never make fun of your Grandma 
Even when she rips a juicy fart 

And remember to dip, you gotta doodle 
You gotta stop playing with your noodle 
'Cause Grandma said it will make you go blind 
You gotta gipper, you gotta giper, you gotta change Grandma's diaper 
And then pretend that you really didn't mind 
Whoa, respect to the Grandma