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1. Well I'm upper-upper class high society,
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Gods' gift to ballroom noteriety,
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And my ballrooms always filled - the event is never small,
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The social pages say I've got the biggest balls of all.
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R: I've GOT big balls, I've GOT big balls,
They're SUCH big balls, they're DIRTY big balls,
And HE's got big balls, and SHE's got big balls,
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BUT WE'VE GOT THE BIGGEST - BALLS OF THEM ALL.
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2. And my ballrooms always bouncing, and my ballrooms always full,
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And everybody comes and comes again.
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If your name is one the guest list - no one can take you higher,
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Everybody says I've got great balls of fire.
R: I've GOT big balls...
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3. Some balls are held for charity, and some for fancy dress,
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But when they're held for pleasure - they're the balls that I like best.
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My balls are always bouncing - from the left and to the right,
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It's my belief that my big balls should be held every night.
R: I've GOT big balls...