Got a weasel, it's a teazel, mah pleazel, mah pleazel, got a weasel 
Jumped in the car, looked real weird
Got a weasel, it's a teazel, mah pleazel, mah pleazel, got a weasel 
Said somethin' to show me the blimp, babe 
Got a weasel, it's a teazel, mah pleazel, mah pleazel, got a weasel 
I got me this big weasel out! 

Weasel, teazel pleazel pleazel 
Got a weasel it's a teazel mah pleazel 
Got a weasel teazel my pleazel got a weasel 
Got a weasel it's a pleazal mah bay! 

Got a weasel, it's a teazel, mah pleazel, mah pleazel, got a weasel 
It come through the roof in a blimp! 
Got a weasel, it's a teazel, mah pleazel, mah pleazel, got a weasel 
Weasel flying upstairs in the air! 
Got a weasel, it's a teazel, mah pleazel, mah weasel, got a weasel 
I got the weasel jumped in the air! 

Weasel, teazel pleazel pleazel 
Got a weasel it's a teazel mah pleazel 
Got a weasel pleazel my pleazel pleazel weasel 
Got a weasel it's a pleazal mah bay! 

Got a weasel, it's a teazel, mah pleazel, mah pleazel, got a weasel 
Weasel flyin' around up in the ceiling! 
Got a weasel, it's a teazel, mah pleazel, mah pleazel, got a weasel 
He jumped upstairs and down again! 
Yeah!