Akordy:

A      (x02220)
F#m    (244222)
Asus4  (x02230)
Bm     (x24432)
E      (022100)
D      (xx0232)

Pouzite Capo na prvy prazec

        A Asus4
Intro:  , 



   Hmi       E     A
My lady give birth today
  Hmi          E        A
I run to her room right away
    Hmi         E           F#mi         D
She smiles with glee, and hands her to me
  D                      E
I look at my newborn and say

Refren:

A             Hmi  E
Damn thats an ugly baby
A             Hmi      E
Damn thats an ugly ass baby
    Hmi              E             F#mi         D
I'm feeling quite concerned, my semen must have turned
      D              E    A
Cause damn that's an ugly baby

Can't Believe this came from me
Think her mom did too much LSD
She's skinny like a twig, at least her nuts are big
But her hair color doesn't match her beard

Refren:
Damn thats an ugly baby
Damn thats an ugly ass baby
I give the doc a smack and say can't you put her back
Cause damn thats and ugly baby

    Hmi
And when she smiles I find
A              E
Shame McGallen comes to mind
   Hmi
It makes me want to cry
A                    E
When I look into her good eye

Hmi
I always wanted kids
A              E
Is it wrong to hope for SIDS
Hmi
The doctor calles me in
A                   E
Mr. Lynch she has a twin

Refren:
Damn that's a good lookin baby
One for two on the good lookin babys
Now I start to weep, this one we can keep
Cause that was an ugly Ass..

Damn thats an ugly ass baby
Damn thats an ugly ass baby
Damn thats an ugly ass baby

Koniec hrajte ako refren:

A                  Hmi           E
She's got one good tooth and one ear and one eye
And thank God just one nose but it's on her left thigh
Now doctor I'm asking you guy to guy
Would a really really really late term abortion still fly?

A           Hmi
Oh no...not me....
  A            Hmi  E
I dont want no ugly baby
I said Damn thats an ugly ass baby
Damn thats an ugly baby