Isn't it nice, sugar and spice
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice

I could make a film and make you my star
You'd be a natural, the way you are
I would like you on a long black leash
I would parade you down the high street
You've got the attraction
You've got the pulling power
Walk my little doggy, walk my little sex dwarf

We could make a scene, we'd be a team
Making the headlines sounds like a dream
When we hit the floor
You just watch them move aside
We will take them for a ride of rides
They all love your miniature ways
You know what they say about small boys

I'm in my Rolls Royce, look, it's so huge
It's big and it's gold with my dumb chauffeur
Looking to procure, run little doggy
Lure a disco dolly
Run my little sex dwarf, I feel so lonely
Get my little camera, take a pretty picture
Sex dwarf, in a gold Rolls
Making it with the dumb chauffeur

Isn't it nice, sugar and spice
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice
Sex dwarf, isn't it nice
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice

We could make an outfit
For my little sex dwarf
To match the gold Rolls
And my dumb chauffeur
We'll all look so good, we'll knock 'em cold
Knocking 'em cold in black and gold

We can have playtime in my little playroom
Disco dollies, my sex dwarf
And my dumb chauffeur

I would like you on a long black lead
You can bring me all the things I need

Sex dwarf, isn't it nice
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice
Sex dwarf, isn't it nice
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice

Sex dwarf, isn't it nice
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice
Sex dwarf, isn't it nice
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice

Isn't it nice, sugar and spice
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice
Sex dwarf, isn't it nice
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice
Sex dwarf, isn't it nice
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice

Isn't it nice, sugar and spice
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice
Sex dwarf
Sex dwarf
Sex dwarf
Isn't it nice