Well, it’s been a hell of a game thus far, Wink. 
Yeah, it sure has Chuck. You know, Brooks Buford was a three-time white chip All-American at Alberta Baptist Technical School for the Blind. 
Hmmm. Wow! 
He’s like a nine-dicked weasel. 
You know, also, Danny Boone, he got drafted straight outta Motherfuck U. 
Huh? 
They said he majored in kickin’ ass. 
Yeah! I heard he made the fiend’s list! 
 
Gosh darn it, Wink, you sure do crack yourself up, don’t ‘cha? Well, for the halftime show we have a group called Rehab. 
Ahhh! 
Apparently, they’re gonna perform with the Dixie Demon marching band and the cheerleaders and some guy named “Killer” something or another or something. 
Jumpin’ jehosephat! Where does the school find these assholes? 
Who knows, Wink, probably a used condom! 

Well, here they go kids! Let’s have a listen!