We hah! 
This is Funk Doctor Spock! 
As we look at our clocks 
We gonna take you on a ship to another journey 
to the Darkside 
Hah we've conquered new evidence that there is life 

My funk prognosis make my brains come uncoast 
One hundred percent funk runs blood straight through your nose 
I don't have to be Madonna to make your eyes freeze 
Visine's for eyes when you smoke the thai weed 
For this, you need a journalist scientist 
Keep your eye in this, funk cosmical, far from logical 
I blow the spot up in any hood or boondox 
Make the bully of the block move and get new locks 
Now who kicks that phenomical astronomical? Uhh 
That's my nine in you, feelin nauseous that's my rhyme in you 
I swing funk like numchuks my game's death 
That's cool when I blind fools like Kareem Abdul 
Hot like lava's fire, sometimes I get more higher than Cheech 
My funk speech make words wear sun visors 
I'm gettin down with the funk in your trunk 
Def Squad's in the house, with the for all you punks 

"Coming down the block man loud as fuck 
You would swear Redman was inside the trunk"
"Coming down the block man loud as fuck 
You would swear Redman was inside the trunk"
"Coming down the block man loud as fuck 
You would swear Redman was inside the trunk"
"Coming down the block man loud as fuck 
You would swear Redman was inside the trunk"

Ah, I'm just as high as three peeled up motherfuckers 
Def Squad's in the house, with the ... for you suckers 
Punks, y'all chumps, I blew the frame once twice 
I'm dumb nice, I bring my worst lyrics to a gunfight 
The top notch, nah fuck that, that notch's topped 
I'm off the meter, I make computer's catch amenesia 
I'm swifter than roller blades on Icecapades 
I'm Fearless like Four plus I'm cool like braids 
My grammar, slam from here to York, Alabama 
I never pull my pants up, I'm nutty like Planters 
My style gets Death like Row or Def like Jeff 
Def like Jam or Squad, or death like Meth 
One two! Big up to my niggaz on one deuce 
That cocks snaps and busts back at the boys in
rrrrrah! With weed for you! 
Who says I can't burn shit up just like Lisa Lopez? 
I'm cause the ruckus, my area is fucked up 
You better off calling them Power Ranger motherfuckers 
Cause Redman will bomb just like Sadaam 
When I'm loose I'm worldwide like triple fat goose 
Heavily armed 

"Coming down the block man, loud as fuck 
You would swear Redman was inside the trunk"
"Coming down the block man, loud as fuck 
You would swear Redman was inside the trunk"
"Coming down the block man, loud as fuck 
You would swear Redman was inside the trunk"
"Coming down the block man, loud as fuck 
You would swear Redman was inside the trunk"