You think you're special 
And you're a standard guy 
I'm gonna tell you 
You're nothing but a standard guy 
You are a standard... standard...

It's the bimbo 
Standard bimbo man 
They call me the white white white white white white 
White white bimbo man

Oh, hey I want her 
I want shoes 
Oh, so my head hurts 
But make fun of blues 
Oh, that music 
I got the blues 
Cash in my pocket 
Don't want to lose 
I... I... I try so hard 
Let me be smart

Look at myself in the window of a glass door 
Look in my eyes 
Look at myself in the window of a toy store 
Wink at the size 
Never ever gonna be (3x)

Staring at her until the end 
Special lie, my only friend 
That's so hard for me to take 
Silly to work around the thing

Bimbo, bimbo, oh it's sad 
It drives me mad This is bimbo man 
Oh, oh, it's sad B-b-b-b-b b-b-b-b-b b-b-b-b-bimbo 
It drives me mad Why bimbo man 
Oh, oh, it's sad Why it's the bimbo, standard bimbo 
It drives me mad Why it's the bimbo man 
Oh, oh, it's sad Why it's the bimbo, standard bimbo 
It drives me mad Why it's the bimbo man 

Special, and silly wanna be 
Standard, oh what a silly me 
You're really special, that you don't wanna be 
You're standard, firm set in your silly ways

Look at myself in the window of a drug door 
Wink at the size 
Look at myself in the window of a toy store 
Look in my eyes 
Never ever gonna be

I wear a white hat Bimbo, bimbo, he's hip 
White gloves I choose Bimbo, bimbo man 
I saw her dance Bimbo, bimbo 
Not for the blues He's the bimbo man 
I... Bimbo, bimbo, b-b-b-b-bimbo 
Don't want to be He's the bimbo man 
The standard guy Bimbo, bimbo, b-b-b-b-bimbo 
The standard guy He's the bimbo man 
Standard guy

Look at myself in the window of a glass door 
Wink out the size 
Look at myself in the window of a toy store 
Look in my eyes 
Never ever gonna be

I hear hip music Bimbo, bimbo, he's a bimbo 
Ain't got the blues Bimbo, bimbo man 
Fist in my pocket Why it's the bimbo, why it's the bimbo 
Don't want to lose Bimbo, bimbo man 
I... I... Standard bimbo, why it's the bimbo 
Try so hard Bimbo, bimbo man 
Oh please, oh please, Why it's the bimbo, bimbo, bimbo 
I wanna be smart... smart Bimbo, bimbo man