My funny valentine 
Sweet, comic valentine 
You make me smile with my heart 
Oooh, mmm 

Your looks are laughable 
Un-photographable 
Yet, you're my favorite work of art 
Is your figure less than Greek? 
Is your mouth a little bit weak? 
When you open it to speak, are you smart? 

Don't, baby don't, don't you change your hair for me 
Not if you care for me 
Stay, stay little valentine, stay 
Each day is Valentine's... 
Each day is Valentine's Day 

Stay, little valentine, stay 
Stay, stay, yeah yeah 
Each day is Valentine's... 
Each day is Valentine's Day