Ah she danced like a floozie in a hot tub of guava 
Achin' round the scene, you know she's hip to her mantra 
He was a meditated fucker all strung-out on Sinatra 
Hitting van Winkle like there ain't no tomorr-a 

I saw van Winkle show up on the scene 
I can't remember when I saw that's he's been doing all the 
Sketches of Winkle crying to the heavens in a fit of rage 
Sketches of Winkle keep little humans locked up in a cage 
Sketches of Winkle I think I love her but she don't love me 
Sketches of Winkle why don't you love me, girl? 

She drained all the fluid from the sink in the kitchen 
Achin' round these all she's doin' is bitchin' 
Steven said he went and bought a new pair of mittens 
Mean Ween cut me and he said he was kidding 

I saw van Winkle show up on the scene 
I can't remember when I saw that's he's been doing all the 
Sketches of Winkle crying to the heavens in a fit of rage 
Sketches of Winkle keep little humans locked up in a cage 
Sketches of Winkle I think I love her but she don't love me 
Sketches of Winkle why don't you love me, girl? 

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