Mister, would you please help my pony? 
He's over there behind the tree 
He's down in the dirt, would ya help him? 
I think it's his lung 

Mister would you please help my pony? 
He's chewin' bark and not the leaves 
He's cryin' like a baby, would you help him? 
I think it's his lung 

Mister, would you please help my pony? 
He's down and he ain't gettin' up 
He coughed up snot in the driveway 
And I think his lung's fucked up 

Pony, Pony, Pony 

Mister, would you please help my pony? 
I think it's his lung 

Mister, would you please help my pony? 
He's over there lookin' at me 
He can't talk because he's a pony 
I think it's his lung 

Mister, would you please help my pony? 
He's over there behind the tree 
He's down in the dirt, would ya help him? 
I think it's his lung