I'm in the mood to move to the left 3 feet, goddammit 
I'm in the mood to slide to the right hundred feet, goddammit 
I'm in the mood to fall down the steps 4 flights, goddammit 
I'm in the mood to fly in the air 12 feet muthafuck 

We in the mood to do our thang right now - mo hey now 
Sunnyfish - melon jelly - ballin' the jack at the meatwagon now 

I'm in the mood to move my body like a weasel, goddammit 
4 - 8 - 16 feet to the left, goddammit 
I'm in the mood to whip your body with a tire iron 

Coon dog - ground hog - poop log - 3 times, goddammit 
Coon dog - ground hog - poop log - 3 times, goddammit 
Coon dog - ground hog - poop log - 1 time