It is as smooth as a mutilated shit on a shingle at dawn 
Rip rip rip van Winkle he can shit on a shingle at dawn 
Would you like to do a boing boing boing boing? 

She's a fun-lovin' woman and I'd love to see her wiggle 
She's a rooty-toot kid with a piggy in the middle 
She'd like to do a boing boing boing boing? 

Oh yeah -- oh yeah -- oh yeah -- ohhhhhh yeah