Vanilla ice man cometh, goeth 
Sampling, dealing, music stolen 
To pre-pubescent girls appealing 
Re-mix record contract sealing 
Borrowed lyrics sung with feeling slumping 
Record sales are healing 

Concert hall promoters kneeling 
Keeping grateful deadheads relling 
Quite suppressed yet quite revealing 
Influence is far from stealing 

I've suffered a head I've suffered a head injury 
I've suffered a head I've suffered a head injury 

Techno-pop kids, stardom's rockets 
Money in their label's pocket 

Unrelentless, thoughtless selling 
Busting charts, atop they're dwelling 
Lacking substance story telling 
Lost the message in this yelling 

Robbing fortunes from the willing 
Endless posing, mindless chilling 
Plastic icing airtime filling 
Instigating art-rock killing 

I've suffered a head I've suffered a head injury 
I've suffered a head I've suffered a head injury