Unruly boys 
Who will not grow up 
Must be taken in hand 
Unruly girls 
Who will not settle down 
They must be taken in hand 

A crack on the head 
Is what you get for not asking 
And a crack on the head 
Is what you get for asking 

Unruly boys 
Who will not grow up 
Must be taken in hand 
Unruly girls 
Who will not settle down 
They must be taken in hand 

A crack on the head 
Is what you get for not asking 
And a crack on the head 
Is what you get for asking 

No ... a crack on the head 
Is what you get for not asking 
And a crack on the head 
Is what you get for asking 

A crack on the head 
Is just what you get 
WHY ? Because of who you are !
And a crack on the head 
Is just what you get 
WHY ? Because of what you are !
A crack on the head 
Because of : 
Those things you said 
Things you said 
The things you did 

Unruly boys 
Who will not grow 
Must be taken in hand 
Unruly girls 
Who will not grow 
They must be taken in hand 
Ah ... oh, no ... oh, no 
Ah ... oh, no ... oh, no
No ... no, no, no
No ... no, no