Here you stand before me 
Waiting to be kissed 
You're a beauty, such a cutie 
How could I resist

It's been a month of Sundays 
Since we last had spoke 
So much water, you get dollars
I fell out of the boat 

Oh no, not you again 
Fucking up my life 
It was bad the first time 
I can't stand it twice 

Oh no, not you again 
I can't stand your face 
Once bitten, twice shy 
Get me out of the race 

The setting's so romantic 
Love is in the air 
All is perfect but I'm allergic 
To your business stares 

You look so cool and tempting 
In your couture dress 
You're addictive, as predicted 
I'm nervous, I confess 

Oh no, not you again 
Mashing up my life 
It was bad the first time, yeah 
You had me in a vice 

Oh no, not you again 
I hear ya and I shout 
It was bad the first time around 
When you turned me inside out 

Everybody's talking 
Showing up their wits 
The moon is yellow but I'm like jello 
Staring down your tits 

My mind flashes forward 
I feel it flashing back 
I still dreaming and I'm screaming 
"Get me off the rack!" 

Oh no, not you again 
I can't stand the pain 
I was burned the first time, yeah 
I can't deal it again 

Oh no, not you again 
Messing up my life, yeah 
Once bitten, twice shy 
But I can't do it twice 

Oh no, not you again 
Fucking up my life 
It was bad first time around 
I better take my own advice 

Oh no, oh no, oh nooooo!