Tape's rolling

Okay, I'm in love with the girl who works at the store
Where I'm nothing but a customer

I'm a customer
Yeah, I'm a customer
I'm a customer

How about cigarettes?
I'll take sugarless
You sell waterbeds?

I'm a customer
I'm a customer
Customer
I'm a customer

Yeah, can I get change?
Ah, where're the Twinkies?
What's on sale?

I'm a customer
I'm a customer
I'm a customer
I'm a customer
I love you

Customer
I'm a customer
I'm a customer
I'm a customer

I'm in love with the girl who works at the store
Where I'm nothing but a customer

Oh, I'm a customer
I'm a customer